Australian People and Organisations

Politicians

• Fraser 'Sh_tc_nt' Anning (this guy is a missing person ... please let us know if you see him)
• Eric 'Malignant Tumour on the Australian Body Politic' Abetz
  
• James Ashby
• Kevin Bailey
• Cory Bernardi
  
• George 'Bookshelves' Brandis
• Michaela 'Whiteboards' Cash
• George 'Member for Manila' Christensen
• Matthias 'Economic Girly Man' Cormann
• Steve Dickson
• Alexander Downer
• Georgina Downer
• Peter 'Mr Potatohead' Dutton
• Mitch 'Mediocre White Man' Fifield
• Joel 'Coal Shitgibbon' Fitzgibbon
• Josh ‘Mullet’ Frydenberg
• Adam Giles
• Pru 'Awfully Fond of John Winston' Goward
• Matthew 'Mobster Lobster' Guy
• Pauline Hanson
  
• Andrew Hastie
  
• Joe 'Leaner not a Lifter' Hockey
• Greg Hunt 'with a Silent C' 
  
• Barnaby 'The Mad Beetrorter/Beetrooter' Joyce
• Craig Kelly
• Michael Kroger
• Andrew ‘Lamo’ Laming
• Jim ‘The Actual Butcher of Fallujah’ Molan
  
• Scott 'Backpfeifengesicht' Morrison
• Warren Mundine
• Brendan 'War Theme Park' Nelson
• Kelly O'Dwyer
• Christian 'Alleged Anal Rapist' Porter 
• Andrew 'Landbridge' Robb
• Stuart 'Information Superhighway' Robb
• Malcolm Roberts aka "Malcolm-Ieuan: Roberts., the living soul"
• Kevin Rudd
• Angus Taylor
• Alan Tudge 

Religion

• George  'The jury found me guilty, so I got the other guys in wigs and robes to fix it for me' Pell
• Brian 'Don't tell anyone my dad's a paedo' Houston

Media

• Tim Blair
• Andrew 'Sometimes I just make shit up' Bolt
• Caleb 'Idiot Child' Bond
• Ross 'Moonman' Cameron
• Daisy 'Useful Idiot' Cousens
• Rowan 'What the fuck use is this guy?' Dean
  
• Miranda Devine
• Ray 'AVO' Hadley
• Alan 'Public Toilet' Jones
• Kerri-Anne ‘We should use protesters as speed bumps’ Kennerley
• Chris 'Fido' Kenny
• Eddie '#NotMyPresident' McGuire
• Sam 'Blackface' Newman
• Rita Panahi
• Ben Roberts-Smith
• Greg 'More often wrong than right' Sheridan
• Steve Price
• Renee Viellaris
  

Business

• George Calombaris 
• Andrew 'Twiggy' Forrest
  
• Gerry Harvey
• Maurice Newman
• Rupert Murdoch
• Dick Smith
• The Big Four Banks (National Australia Bank, Commonwealth Bank, ANZ, Westpac)
  

Organisations

• Institute of Public Affairs (IPA)
• One Nation
• National Party of Australia
• United Patriots Front (UPF)
• The Sydney Institute (but especially Gerard ‘Gollum’ Henderson)

Unions

• The Shoppies (worst union ever) 
• John Setka

Biggest Loser Award Nominees

Awarded to those who've excelled at losing. By definition none of these can win.

• 'Tosspot' Tony Abbott 
• Peta Credlin
• Mark Latham

Historical

• Russ Hinze
• Joh Bjelke-Petersen
• The Late John Winston 'Little Man' Howard (sometimes just known as 'The Rat')

International

Political

• 45 (aka Drumpf)
• William Barr
• Tony 'War Criminal' Blair
• David 'Pig Fellatio' Cameron
• Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson 

 

 

 

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